[35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. Write as much as you can. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. It would explain a lot. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. 7. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. P.S. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. Or even just one page. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. It's rather depraved. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. A Black Comedy by nonjon. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Hiding, are you? He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. This is a Triwizard clue! This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. That's what fanfiction is about. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. What a stupid question. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Work Search: After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Community content is available under. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. 8. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Wake up the whole castle, will you? Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. Destiny is not written in stone The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. Hermione broke the hug. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. Lots of sex. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. 1. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. by snarkysweetness. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. PEEVES! [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). 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